PocaHOntas is Preggers

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Well, they sure didn’t waste any time!

For anyone who cares, newlyweds PocaHOntas and John Rolfe are having a baby! 

We’re not good at math or anything, but their announcement came awfully soon after their wedding. We wonder if they cheated a little bit by fornicating before PocaHOntas was baptized and they were officially married. Hmmm…

We bet they’re soo excited. We wish we could say the same!! 

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