SIGHTing

Guess who we saw buying supplies in town today? Captain Christopher Newport of the ~~stupidly named~~ ship Susan Constant, the largest of the three ships that sailed from England to the colony of Jamestown.

Couldn’t someone else have brought Jamestown supplies??? Why did he come ALL the way back to England to get more?? We have a hunch that he returned to shack up with some English prostitute!

C’mon bb, you’re not THAT ugly. We’re sure you can do better in the New World!!