SWR Found Guilty
Say it ain’t so!
Our boyfriend, Sir Walter Raleigh (who plans to colonize the New World), has been thrown into the notorious Tower of London for his alleged involvement in the plotting against King James I. Although he was found guilty, his life has thankfully been spared. The plot to overthrow the King is said to have been funded by Spain.
Tsk tsk, we thought you were better than that. Get your act together, bb!
